June 8th, 2009

Given their rocky record of screwing over their performers when it comes to image rights, I’ve never been a huge fan of the Suicide Girls. I will say, however, that I do get a kick out the free Suicide Girls iPhone app currently rocking the top downloads list. This free tidbit of an application features a handful of alternative beauties photographed with and without their clothes on. Flip the phone in your hand to see their dresses fade away, leaving only their emo undies.

This is, in more ways than one, kind of brilliant. First, it passes the Apple Comstock test — calling itself “PG-13” and explaining “SuicideGirls is a community that celebrates alternative beauty and alternative culture from all over the world. Now you can interact with them right in your pocket.” Of course, you can do a lot more “interacting” over at the R-rated, and definitely not free, SuicideGirls.com. Second it combines sexiness proper with the sexy appeal of the iPhone itself. These ladies look good, but specifically they look good as brightly colored icons against white backgrounds viewed on a shiny, shiny screen.

What does it mean to carry around Suicide Girls in your pocket? What does it mean to, with a twist of the wrist, make them strip on your command? I love the interactive control of this app, simple and straightforward as it may be. Clothes on, clothes off, clothes on, clothes off. In trying to adapt the naughty pen model for the tech age (flip the pen and her bikini slides down, remember?), the app developer has added tension to the act of smut consumption by incorporating what’s quite nearly a game mechanic. Ladies and gentlemen, we have successfully salacious interactivity!

Now if only we could channel this tiny, tasty success into a full-blown successful sex game, I might have a Macworld review on my hands… not that it would ever pass by the puritan eye of Papa Apple. Those guys hate pleasure, I hear. Maybe that explains why all the kinksters I meet from the valley work at Google.

Tags: iPhone, porn, sex games

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