Ashes to sexy ashes. Dust to sexy dust. Wait, is that blasphemous?

As I mentioned yesterday, this past week saw the end of my cybersex blogging column The Clickable Clit, which had been running since July over at SF Weekly.com. The idea was that, much like sex bloggers, I’d write up the dirty details of my online adventures at my WordPress site Cybersexy. Then, for readers’ convenience, I’d package the whole thing into weekly columns.

Over the last five months and 20+ columns, topics have ranged from hot sex sessions to annoying internet booty callers to what to do when you develop feelings for someone you’ve only ever shagged online. So, in memory of those fun times, here’s a complete list of Clickable Clits, from start to finish. Slow day at work? Start reading!

- “A New Cybersex Web Column,” 7/16/08

- “I’m Getting Spanked, but I’d Rather Be Sleeping,” 7/23/08

- “Where Do All the San Fran Hipsters Go to Date Online?,” 7/30/08.

- “I’m All Black and Blue. Thanks, Internet!,” 8/6/08.

- “Infiltrating Ashley Madison,” 8/13/08.

- “MyBlackBook Expects Me to Know My Partners’ Full Names?,” 8/20/08.

- “Misadventures on OkCupid,” 8/27/08.

- “Wait, You Had an Entire Cybersex Apartment?,” 9/10/08.

- “Cybersex at 30,000 Feet,” 9/17/08.

- “Learning from Erotic Fan Fiction,” 9/24/08.

- “I Get to Jump the Professor I’ve Always Wanted,” 10/1/08.

- “I Think We Have Some Unfinished Business,” 10/8/08.

- “Working in a Real Office Makes Cybersex Difficult,” 10/15/08.

- “Apparently I’m a Cybersex Tease,” 10/22/08.

- “I Like You, But I Like You Better Online,” 10/29/08.

- “Halloween Cybersex with the Professor,” 11/5/08.

- “Is There a Link Between Cybersex and Depression?,” 11/11/08.

- “When Online Isn’t Enough,” 11/19/08.

- “Thanksgiving, the Anti-Cybersex Holiday,” 11/26/08.

- “How Much Cybersex Is Too Much?,” 12/10/08.

- “Saying Goodbye to the Clickable Clit,” 12/31/08.