November 6th, 2008

Yes, thanks to one clever reader, I’ve decided what to do with all the unnecessary Popcap Games merch that has recently shown up on my doorstep: give it away! All you have to do to potentially win it, reader, is write. Write what, you ask? Why, a piece of Popcap-related slash, of course.

That’s right, I will be giving away a box of swag goodies — including a Popcap stuffed animal, stickers, tattoos, a fancy black box, a kaleidoscope, an ice tray, and possibly a giant fake diamond (if I can get Scott to part with it) — to the person who writes the best piece of erotic fan fiction about Popcap characters. Don’t worry, there’s a lot to work with here: Peggle characters, Bookworm characters, you name it. Bejeweled, on the other hand, might not work so well… but heck, I’m open to anything.

These contest submissions don’t have to be any specific length. That means you could write five pages or you could write five sentences. Feel free to send me your stories via email or simply reply with them in the comments below. Let the game swag games begin!

P.S. Reader outside the U.S., sorry, but my non existent budget can’t stand international shipping.

Tags: contests, merch, swag

8 Responses to “Popcap Swag Give-Away Contest”

  1. Duoae Says:

    OMG…. what have i done?!

  2. Bonnie Ruberg Says:

    Haha, created a wonderful, wonderful monster :).

  3. Duoae Says:

    Hehe! Unfortunately i’m outside the US so you won’t have to read through my Unicorn/Sonic crossover fanfic ;)

  4. Bonnie Ruberg Says:

    Oh no! I’d be happy to hear it anyways :).

  5. SusanC Says:

    “Mommy, you know you said I should tell you if I saw something on the Internet I didn’t like…”

    “It’s OK honey, you can tell me – what was it?”

    “I was only looking for games, honest! But when I clicked on the link there was this donkey, and he had a throbbing purple thing … and he told me he’d give me 5000 points if I touched it.”

  6. Bjorn Says:

    From the games Popcap didn’t release….

    Bjorn’s Artificial Insemination Ranch

    Bjorn wants to have an adorable little foal, but as his lady love lives a long way off, he will have to send her a frozen semen sample in the mail. Help Bjorn achieve his dreams by getting him to come in the bucket. If Bjorn misses, and comes over your hands, clothes, or face, you’ll need to try again. Be warned: Bjorn thrusts hard when he gets excited, and can kick over pegs or even the bucket.

  7. Bonnie Ruberg Says:

    This email just came in from Garth, the head of Popcap PR. It was too good not to pass along:

    There was a young equine named Bjorn,
    Who was never intended for porn
    But Bonnie’s holding the bag
    That contains all the swag
    So we’ll be lucky if he hangs on to his horn

    Hi, Bonnie!

    If mine’s the winning entry, you can just ship the stuff back to PopCap headquarters ;)

    And if you’d prefer not to get any more goodies from us, you know you can just tell me directly – I’m in PR, I have no feelings to hurt J


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