Holy shit, it’s October 3rd? When the hell did that happen? Here’s what I’ve been up since the last “This week”:

- “There’s a Hot Lesbian Party and You’re Not Invited,” in which I interview the founder of a new social networking site for queer girls (Click Me).

- “Joining the Mile High Club Just Got Easier,” in which I lay out everything you need to know for having cybersex at 30,000 feet (Click Me).

- “10 Reasons Why Wedding Planning Scares the Living Daylights out of Me,” in which I detail everything that could — and very well might — go wrong between now and my wedding on June 21st (Heartless Doll lists).

- “10 Etsy Items No Human Being Could Ever Possibly Need,” in which I ask why, oh why, anyone wants a Victorian neck warmer (Heartless Doll lists).

- “10 Things That Freak Me Out about College Freshmen in ’08,” in which I freak out over the fact that my little brother just started school and all the trouble he could get into (Heartless Doll lists).

- “10 Ways LOLcats Make Everyday Life Better,” in which I break down the cultural awesomeness of kitties (Heartless Doll Lists).

- “Cool Home-Office Toys You Can Write Off,” including an R2-D2 refrigerator — and also in pictures (Forbes.com).

-“Is Tribe.net Going the Way of Friendster,”in which I examine the current state of a Bay Area institution (SF Weekly).

- “Digg’s Top Users Banned For Ever and Ever,” in which I discuss the recent drama over disappearing power users (SF Weekly).

- “What We Can Learn from Reading Erotic Fan Fiction,” in which I talk about getting cybersex tips from slash (The Clickable Clit).

- “I Get to Jump the Professor I Always Wanted,” in which I introduce my new online partner, a hot college educator (The Clickable Clit).

- “Portable Photo Printer Round-up,” in which I translate a piece on, well, portable photo printers (Tom’s Guide).