September 8th, 2008

For those of us psyched for the upcoming Hello Kitty Online MMO, Wired points out a new trailer for the game that makes it look surprisingly epic, with pets to train and farms to run — all far more complicated than your average, Club Penguin-style kids virtual world.

While there doesn’t seem to be any trace of the fighting mechanic I was so looking forward to, and avatars look unoriginal and human (I was hoping to be a Sanrio character), I was blown away by one part of the trailer: Hello Kitty has a voice. That adorable, mute, mouth-less symbol for all that is good and silent hasn’t acquired an oral orifice, but she can apparently speak. Granted, that means we have to listen to her high-pitched voice sell us on her game, but hot damn, it’s like magic! Maybe now that she has vocal cords she’ll go into a feminist rant about her repressive life of cuteness.

Tags: hello kitty, MMOs, new games

3 Responses to “Hello Kitty Online gives the mute cutie a voice”

  1. Tim Says:

    I think the question on everybody’s minds is…
    Will she do fellatio?

  2. Bonnie Ruberg Says:

    Know you’ve got me thinking about cybersex in Hello Kitty online.

    Excellent.

  3. Matt Lampey Says:

    Hi,

    I represent Empire Interactive a global Games Publisher. We are currently in the process of releasing a new game and wish to talk to you further about a unique oppurtunity we can offer you.

    Kind Regards,

    Matt lampey

Leave a Reply



Heroine Sheik is proudly powered by WordPress
Entries Made Available in RSS.

Log in