June 17th, 2008

This week’s Click Me is about my stumbling entrance to cybersex blogging–like sex blogging, but with more pixels. From the article, which recounts a recent tryst of mine on OkCupid:

It’s 4:30 in the afternoon and I am a pirate wench. Life can’t be too bad though, because apparently I own a corset—and presumably a tri-corner hat. Of course, I’m role-playing in online chat. My partner, a forty-something user from California playing hooky from work [pretending to be a sexy nurse], is stroking his cock while he instructs me to stick out my tongue and say “Ah.” I don’t have the heart to tell him: for me this is work. I do however muster the sass to suggest that the real disease I suffer from is tasting too sweet, and would he/she please perform that age old medical test of diagnosis through licking.

This all started last month when I interviewed Sam Yagan, the co-founder of OkCupid, the self-declared dating site of hipsters and polyamorous people. Being a little bit of both, I wondered if the site could also be a happy home for cybersex… I also point the finger at Audacia Ray, fellow sex writer and head of the Voice blog Naked City. I recently read her book Naked on the Internet—a great intro to a lot of the topics discussed in Click Me. In it, she talks about the culture of sex blogging, which chronicles the juicier details of a writer’s sex life. I liked the idea of doing something similar for my cybersex encounters—making a record of all the faux-mating I do for “research”—so, for fresh material (i.e. a roll in the online grass) I decided to test out Yagan’s claims about OkCupid.

Check out the piece for the full naughty details. Also, while you’re here, admire the Captain Hook costume above. I know it’s not wench attire, but how great is it to think “Man, she’s hot!” and “Man, I hope she doesn’t maul me with that hook!” at the same time?

Tags: Click Me, cybersex

2 Responses to “Click Me: “The Juicy Tale of Naughty Nurse Meets Pirate Wench””

  1. Scott Jon Siegel Says:

    Wow, you are seriously loving those 3wishes girls, huh?

  2. Bonnie Ruberg Says:

    Oh yes. Oh yes.

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