What is it about muscular, half-naked, leather-clad warriors that makes our minds wander to forceful sex in an underbrush? Ah, Conan. Personally, I prefer my heroes a little less bulky, but that giant sword does get a girl thinking.

Whorelore, the lovely people who’ve brought us episode after episode of World of Warcraft themed porn, are temporarily turning their attention to the recently released MMO Age of Conan. Their newest episode, The Rage of Bonan, adapts the game’s first training quest, in which players free a young woman held captive and lead her through the wilderness to safety. Of course, in the Whorelore version, the damsel in question is more than happy to reward her savior with an extensive blowjob and some disproportionate sex noises.

The episode, which is available to download for $7, involves not only the standard Whorelore attention to detail and dorky dirty talk, but also an opening sequence of CGI. Yes, CGI. Like previous episodes, The Rage of Bonan offers pretty standard, male-oriented sex fair. You know the formula: oral sex, vaginal sex, orgasm on face. Still, you’ve got to give these guys credit for the creative power of their fandom. These aren’t just parody videos. They’re acts of sweaty fan boy love.