March 26th, 2008

Bravo, panty lover.

Somehow I missed this, but apparently someone a lot more frank than me about their use of the pause button in Smash Bros. Brawl put together this ridiculous video of Peach and Zelda going at it, upskirt style [link updated]. For those readers unfamiliar with the upskirt phenomenon, it usually involves snapping photos of women’s undies with a well-positioned camera, but it also extends to anime figurines with visible undergarments and video game characters. Still, this goes above and beyond.

True, it’s particularly tempting to sneak peeks up Peach and Zelda’s skirts. After all, who goes into a Battle Royale-style, all-out fight wearing petticoats? Plus Smash Bros. creators have always been good about including frilly, fun-to-stare-at panties on their women. In the world of fighting game perv outs, it’s really quite inspiring.

This video, however, takes things to a whole new level. The gamer who shot it could’ve had Zelda and Peach stand around, kick the air, and expose themselves in peace. Instead, he pits the two lovely ladies against each other–as if watching them fight is somehow equivalent to watching them make out (girl-on-girl violence: talk about fuel for Heroine Sheik fodder). Then there’s the fact that the video attempts to tease us by zooming up close to Zelda and Peach’s skirts for a solid five minutes before actually showing us the money shoots–honest to God, pixelated underwear. Hawt.

Also check out this equally priceless video of Brawl “XXX” moments–those times when various ill-positioned moves make it look like Kirby is eating out a princess, or Marth is rubbing one to orgasm, or whatever. There are also the moments Fox appears to be pistol whipping terrified pok√©mon: excellent, but not quite as sexy, unless that’s your thing. Of course, we could be making constructive observations about the implications of these videos and the sexualization of a popular, fan-based fighting game. For now, let’s just bask in the awe of undies.

Update: Apparently Snake is a slut (and someone has way too much time on their hands). Who knew?

Tags: game characters

11 Responses to “Peering at Zelda and Peach’s Panties in a Brawl Upskirt Battle”

  1. V de Volcano Says:

    It seems that the video was removed. Hope you had a copy…

  2. Bonnie Ruberg Says:

    Oh noes! Putting in a working link now…

  3. Darkpen Says:

    hee hee, I think at least 70% of all owners of any smash game used to do naughty things like that, though I think none of it is as mysterious and exciting as electrifying samus to see her polygonal and naked body D:

  4. Bonnie Ruberg Says:

    We definitely all do it, I’m just amazed at the lengths people will go to record it!

  5. Star Says:

    Peach is Cute.And She`s foot is fetish.

  6. Star Says:

    I want Peach`s foot Picture.and I`m Japanese.
    Super Smash Bros Brawl Japanese Title is Dairantou Smash Bros X.

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