February 28th, 2008

“I’m new. IRC sucks. Second Life takes time. Where should I go to have cybersex?”

So many readers have written to me with this simple question, I can barely keep count. Okay, that’s a lie, the count is five, but still. The fact is, for an embarrassingly long time, I didn’t know how to answer them. There are plenty of places I go to research cyber, but I can’t say I’d give any of them the Bonnie thumbs up. In this week’s Click Me though (yes, the columns have been going up a little sporadically, yes they should hopefully be back to normal now), I’ve finally found a spot I can recommend: AdultFriendFinder.com. Normally a real-life hook-up site, Adult Friend Finder is also super useful when you want to have a threesome with two bisexual men in front of the collective nation of Korea. Confused? Read!

Keeping in mind I’m trying to say good things about Adult Friend Finder here (i.e. it’s a fun place for cybersex), I’m now going to share with you some of the more hilarious “love matches” that have begun appearing in my inbox daily since I signed up for the site. Somehow it doesn’t seem a single one can construct an English sentence. And you want me to mate with you?

22-year-old man:
“i just look for some clean fun i will let you know me when we hook up i promise it will be wort it”

21-year-old man:
“love girls love girls love girls love girls love girls love girls love girls love girls love girls”

23-year-old man
“IM TH 1 U BEEN LOOKIN 4 IM SEXY SMART GOOD LOOKIN NO KIDS AND A FREAK . GET AT ME IF U CAN HANDLE A GOOD THING IN UR LIFE”

20-year-old man
“searching for sexiness in f-town…where the hotties at…where the big fat booties at…where the chunky chicks at…where the bbws at…ts? dunno…careto experiment?”

18-year-old man
“I was not circumsized at birth but I can still throw down in the bedroom im a freak any questions ask me if you want the best orgaism ever visit MR.ORGAISM!!!!!!”

30-year-old man
“I am better than most but that’s not hard cause a lot of people suck.”

How romantic.

Tags: Click Me, cybersex, my articles

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