If you haven’t seen it already, you absolutely have to watch this hilarious video, part-machinima, part-fan fiction, called “Half Life: Full Life Consequences.” Apparently someone actually wrote the voice over as an honest-to-God Half Life story. Then, realizing its potential for hilarity, someone else went into the game and filmed it. The result is… Well, there’s no describing it. You have to see if for yourself. All I can say is that made me giggle so hard I distinctly felt my organs hurt.
“Zombie goasts leave this place!” “But this is where we live…”


Bonnie Ruberg is a sex, technology, and video games journalist who contributes regularly to publications like The Economist, Forbes, and The Village Voice. By day she's also a comparative literature PhD student at UC Berkeley, where she studies French, English, gender, sexuality, surrealism and perversion. You can reach her at [her first name and last name, all one big word] AT gmail DOT com.
February 5th, 2008 at 7:01 pm
XD I saw this, so freaking hilarious
February 6th, 2008 at 2:34 am
I showed this to a friend last night, and he was just like, “Uh…” Personally, I can’t help but literally ROFL. Now if only I had waffles :).