Human porn getting you down? Naked elves to the rescue!
The people who brought you the World of Warcraft-themed porn series Whorecraft–as well as “FPS Porn Operation: Cock and Load”–are at it again, literally. This time they’ve got a new season of Whorecraft, which, due to some legal issues, has been renamed Whorelore. The first episode is available now, with a new one due out each month.
Episode 1: “Birth of Destruction” features a seriously cute (and apparently evil) nympho elf. Alas, like “Cock and Load,” it’s still very guy-oriented: lots of fluffy girl-on-girl action, and an endless blowjob. The special effects are also pretty silly. Then there’s the elf ear deep throat moment: I don’t know that I’ll ever recover from that. Doesn’t that taste like rubber? Ick!
Still, if getting off on geekdom–and pretty girls moaning while absently rubbing each other–is your thing, I recommend you check it out!



January 3rd, 2008 at 12:09 pm
The elven ears are way cute, but I never got off much on this low budget crap.
January 5th, 2008 at 4:29 pm
Didn’t seem so low budget to me–but maybe I’ve been watching low low budget porn :).