Anyone not living in New York these days–like yours truly–might have missed The Village Voice’s awesome 2007 Best of NYC issue, which was out on the streets last month. Along with suggestions for great restaurants, bars, and stores, you’ll find in the issue the following sexy New York-related recommendations. I wonder who could have written them. Possibly a girl who spent the summer in the city having way too much fun at sex toy shops and gay bars? Ah France, when it comes to kinky consumerism, you’ve got a lot to learn…

-Best Place to Creep Out Retail Employees by Shopping for Do-it-yourself Bondage
-Best Store for Sexifying Your Bathtub
-Best All-you-can-eat Aphrodisiac
-Best Anatomically Correct Lollipops
-Best Sex-Toy Shop for Sniffing Leather
-Best Revamped Sex Toy for Masturbating à la Sarah Jessica Parker
-Best Place to Hear about Scrabble Fetishes