So Boogie is apparently not only boring, it’s also practice for jerking (someone) off. That, of course, makes me giggle. At the same time, it makes me wonder whether sex game developers shouldn’t be looking toward the Wii as a medium for titles that allow you to act out sex acts. Of course, they’d never be allowed to release an official game for the system; even getting the development kit would probably be super hard and/or expensive. But watching players wacking away at their Wii mote, I can’t help but envision some sort of sex worker sim, or maybe The Opening of Misty Beethoven, the Game. Get men to come faster than your friends and win!
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August 15th, 2007 at 10:13 am
They could maybe make a wanking Flash game you access with the Internet Channel.
August 15th, 2007 at 10:44 am
Maybe I’m just ignorant, but is there currently a way to interact with flash on a web browser using the motion features of the Wii mote? Cause if so, that would be brilliant :).
August 15th, 2007 at 10:47 am
Not that I’m aware of, but I’m sure someone is working on it. Maybe they can reverse engineer something Nintendo is working on themselves.
August 15th, 2007 at 3:07 pm
This is something I’ve been saying for months … there’s actually a far greater chance of somebody releasing a hentai game on the Wii, rather than a porn title. Look at some of the stuff that’s made its way on to the DS for example. (Doki Doki Majo Shinpan anyone?)
If that doesn’t happen (there is a very good chance Nintendo wouldn’t allow even a softcore H-game on their system in Japan), I have no doubts that someone is going to find a way to port an existing hentai game on to the system either through either the Wii Ware channel or by other means.
August 16th, 2007 at 7:18 am
Now, again, maybe this is just my ignorance of hentai games, but they don’t normally incorporate any–how shall we say–motor-skill related gameplay, correct? So I do wonder how an h game on the Wii would be different than on other systems…
August 17th, 2007 at 8:12 pm
From what I’ve heard, the Wii SDK is actually not that expensive as those go (around $3k), but there’s a big problem with access. Nintendo makes it very hard just to find one of the things in the first place.
August 20th, 2007 at 7:38 am
I’ve definitely heard stories to that effect. Nintendo seems to be especially tight with such things.