Has anyone ever told you that women are bad drivers? Does that confuse the heck out of you? Alternatively, do you love sweet, sweet manly destruction in racing games?

Answer “yes” to any of the above and it’s your lucky day. This week at Joystiq is a column of mine about the gender lines of real-life driving and racing games alike. Down with the female-driver slander; up with the Hello Kitty race cars!