What it has to do with sex has yet to be seen, but I couldn’t help but mentioning this so-cute-you-could-just-eat-it-up indy game whose shiny colors and adorably groteque graphics caught my eye at The Onion A. V. Club this afternoon.  Perhaps you know it: It’s Eets–catchy subtitle: “Hunger.  It’s emotional”—kinda Chu Chu Rockets, kinda 2D Worms, all ridiculous fun.  Grumpy wales shoot you from their blow holes; big-mouth pigs explode terrain with high-speed piglets.  After all the talk we’ve done around here about consumption, you have to check it out.  I promise it’ll make you giggle.  Personally, I’m in that weepy stage, somewhere between my completed one-hour demo and my inevitably abandoned $19.95…